Politicians vs. Aliens: A Hilarious Battle for Earth’s Leadership

1. Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. How do politicians stay cool in the summer?
    They use a lot of spin fans!

3. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!

4. Why was the math book sad at the political rally?
    Because it had too many problems to solve!

5. How do politicians make decisions? They flip a coin – heads,
    they do what their donors want, tails, they do what their party wants!

6. What do you call a group of politicians?
    A comedy club!

7. Why did the politician go to therapy?
    Because he had too many issues!

8. How do you know when a politician is lying?
    When their lips are moving!

9. Why do politicians make great baseball players?
    Because they’re experts at throwing curveballs!

10. What’s the difference between a politician and a catfish?
     One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker, and the other is a fish!