An educated son and his illiterate father went on a camping trip. They setup their tent and fell asleep. After a few hours father woke his son and asked…
Father : Look up the sky and tell me what are you seeing ?
Son : I am seeing millions of stars .
Father : What does that mean to to you ?
Son : Astronomically, it means that there are millions of galaxies and planets in the space.
Father : Idiot ! Someone has stolen our tent.