Best 13 Funny Political Jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Why do politicians always smile in pictures?
    They don’t want to be called un-campaign-promising!

3. How do politicians stay cool during elections?
   They use polls and fans!

4. Why did the politician go to the dentist?
    To get a little plaque removed!

5. Why did the politician switch to a plant-based diet?
    He wanted to be known as a smoothie operator!

6. Why was the politician always happy during a debate?
     Because he knew he had the upper hand!

7. What do you call a politician who’s also an artist?
    A con-artist!

8. Why did the politician become an astronaut?
    He wanted to be the first to promise “out of this world” benefits!

9. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Two—one to promise change, and the other to ensure it never happens!

10. Why don’t politicians like to play hide and seek?
     Because good ones are hard to find!

11. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he wanted to raise his campaign!

12. How do politicians stay in shape?
     They run from their promises!

13. Why did the politician go to the beach during the campaign?
     To flip-flop on the issues!