I saw a billboard where the following warning was shown — ” Smoking and Forgetting Your Wife’s Birthday – both are injurious to your health !”
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Shopkeeper and Customer
One man has come to buy bread covering half a mile on a stormy night. Shopkeeper : Are you married? Customer : Do you believe – if she had been my mother, she would have
Read moreWife and Husband
A man’s wife hurried to the room from where he heard a loud sound of something falling off. Wife : What made the noise? Husband : Nothing mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the
Read moreMy Girlfriend Brought Me Down To This Path – Funny Beggar Jokes
Beggar : Sir, please give me 2 bucks …. I’ll take a cup of tea. Gentleman : You’re alone, at least two cups of tea will be available at 2 bucks. Beggar : Actually, I
Read moreA Pretty Girl Asked Me to Watch a Movie.
A few days ago, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie… She asked, “What would you like to see?” I said, “You pick”. She said, “You pick”. I said, “I don’t
Read moreOne Day A TV Reporter Interviewed a Man !!!
TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you? Man : Yes! TV Reporter : Name? Man : Aaron S Benjamin. TV Reporter : Sex? Man : Four to six times a week.
Read moreI’m The Smartest President In the History.
Within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board, but only three parachutes. The first passenger : I am Russel Westbrook, the best basketball player. The Oklahoma city
Read moreWhich is More Harder Than Diamond ?
Question : Which is More Harder Than the Diamond ? Answer : Try to pay the bill for this .
Read moreThe Apple Size Should be Equal to the Size of Watermelon.
Son : Oh ! Why not the size of apple be equal to the size of watermelon . Dad : Why are you thinking like this ? Son : I can’t memorize the law of
Read moreGoal is Scored on a Cricket Match.
Two drunks were watching a cricket match from the gallery. In the meantime the batsman hit a six. 1st Drunk : Oh ! What a goal. 2nd Drunk : Hey idiot, goal is not scored
Read moreA Fly in the Soup . – Short Interesting Jokes
Customer : Waiter, There’s a fly in my soup. Waiter : Don’t worry Sir, You don’t have to pay the extra bill for the fly !!
Read moreHappy New Year Gift for Parents – Short Funny Jokes.
For the new year, I don’t want any gift for myself. Only I want for my parents – a beautiful daughter in law !
Read moreLook Up The Sky and Tell Me What You See. – Really Funny Jokes
An educated son and his illiterate father went on a camping trip. They setup their tent and fell asleep. After a few hours father woke his son and asked… Father : Look up the sky
Read moreThe ability of Understand Women’s Mind . – New Year Jokes
Before the new year’s eve… An indulge monster came in-front of Ben… Ben : Who are you ? Monster : I’m an Indulge monster. I’ll fulfill your wish. What is your wish ? Ben :
Read moreFirst Rule of 2017 – Happy New Year Jokes.
The first rule of 2017 : “Never talk about 2016.”
Read moreI’m not Father. I’m her Mother – Your Mom Jokes.
Person 1 : Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl ? Person 2 : It’s a girl . She’s my daughter. Person
Read moreWhat’s the Config of The Laptop – Girls Jokes.
Girlfriend : Hello baby, can I play GTA 5 on my laptop ? Boyfriend : What’s the configuration of your laptop ? Girlfriend : Its a pink color laptop !!!
Read moreWhy are women and children evacuated first in a disaster ? – One Liner Jokes.
So men can think about a solution in silence .
Read moreFriends of Men vs Women – Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends.
Friends of Women : A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None
Read moreI’ll not beat you more ! A Husband Wife laughing Jokes.
Conversation between two friends is going on.. 1st friend : Don’t you hassle with your wife? 2nd friend : Yes, I do. However, at the end of each fight, and my wife sat down on
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