A Compilation of the Best Virtual Funny Jokes and Gags

1. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
   Because it had a virus!

2. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
    To get to the other slide.

3. Why did the programmer quit his job?
    He didn’t get arrays.

4. Why did the web developer refuse to go outside?
     He didn’t want to be exposed to the sun-HTML.

5. Why did the IT guy get stuck in the elevator?
     He was pressing the “up” button, but it was actually the “debug” button.

6. What did the computer say to the cheese?
    You’re not gouda enough.

7. What did the email say when it was introduced to the telephone?
    We have a lot in common, we both hang up a lot.

8. Why did the internet break up with the coffee?
    It preferred Java.

9. Why did the circuit board break up with the microchip?
    They had different processors.

10. Why did the smartphone refuse to take any more calls?
      It was app-solutely exhausted!