1. Why did the social media influencer get into a fight with their computer?
Because they couldn’t get any more likes!
2. What did one Facebook profile say to the other?
I’ve got a lot of friends, but I’m still looking for the ‘like’ of my life.
3. How do social media platforms stay in shape?
By doing Facebook-ercises, Twitter-outs, and Instagram-tics!
4. I’m not addicted to social media,
I’m just Facebook-stinated.
5. Why did the hashtag break up with the tweet?
Because it wasn’t trending anymore.
6. Why did the Snapchat filter go to therapy?
To deal with its self-esteem issues.
7. If at first you don’t succeed on social media, try,
try, again until you can successfully Photoshop your way to the top.
8. What do you call a Twitter user who’s always angry?
9. Why did the Instagram user cross the road?
To get to the other side of the filter.
10. How do social media users avoid getting lost?
They always follow the influencer trail!