Awkward Moments and Cringe-Worthy Jokes: Best of Social Comedy Fails

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
    He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.

5. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

6. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired.

7. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

8. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.

10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
     In case he got a hole in one!