1. Why did the scarecrow run for office?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
He wanted to take his campaign to the next level!
3. How do politicians stay cool during a heated debate?
They use political “spin” fans!
4. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To get his campaign finances in “check”!
5. What do you call a group of musical politicians?
A “govern-mental” band!
6. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding one who can keep their promises!
7. What did one politician say to the other at the charity gala?
“Let’s make a toast – to our approval ratings going up!”
8. Why was the math book running for office?
Because it had too many problems it wanted to solve!
9. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
He wanted to raise the bar!
10. Why did the computer apply for a job in politics?
Because it wanted to work on binary solutions!