1. Why did the scarecrow run for political office?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I asked my computer for some political jokes,
and it gave me a list of candidates.
3. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
Because he wanted to raise the bar!
4. How do politicians stay cool during a heatwave?
They use their fans!
5. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the election?
In case he had to draw up new policies on the spot!
6. I told my friend a political joke, but it took them a while to get it.
I guess you could say it had a delayed reaction.
7. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To get his campaign finances in order!
8. What’s a politician’s favorite exercise?
Running for office!
9. Why was the math book sad during the political campaign?
Because it had too many problems to solve!
10. Why did the scarecrow become a better politician than the others?
Because he had a way of standing up for what he believed in
without flip-flopping!