Best Funny Politicians in the Wild: A Comedy Safar

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
   Because he wanted to raise the bar!

2. What’s a politician’s favorite game?
    Spin the truth!

3. How do you know if a politician is lying?
    Other politicians look interested.

4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. Why did the politician go to therapy?
    Because he had too many issues!

6. How do politicians stay cool during heated debates?
    They use political fans!

7. Why did the politician always carry a pencil?
    In case he needed to draw a new line!

8. Why did the politician bring a spoon to the election?
    Because he wanted to stir up some votes!

9. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. They’re all too busy fighting over who gets the credit!

10. Why did the politician become a gardener?
     Because he wanted to see how easy it is to plant seeds of change!