1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the arcade?
Because they wanted to go to the next level!
2. How do you organize a space party in a video game?
You “planet”!
3. Why did the gamer bring a broom to the computer?
Because they wanted to sweep the leaderboards!
4. Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open!
5. How do you make a gamer rage?
Tell them to pause their online game and come have dinner.
6. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
7. What did the angry gamer say to the laggy game?
“You’re really pushing my buttons!”
8. Why did the console go to therapy?
Because it had too many emotional attachments!
9. How do you comfort a sad gamer?
“There, there, it’s just a game. Don’t “controller” emotions!”
10. Why don’t gamers go outside during winter?
Because the graphics are terrible!