Comedy Roast: Politicians Get Roasted by Stand-up Comedians

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election rally?
Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!

2. How do politicians stay cool during a heated debate?
    They use political “spin” fans!

3. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
    Because good luck hiding when you’ve spent your whole career in the spotlight!

4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. Why was the math book running for president?
    Because it had too many problems and wanted to solve them all!

6. Did you hear about the politician who lost the election?
    He couldn’t find the right angle to win!

7. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
    In case they needed to draw a “fine line” between their promises and reality!

8. What do you call a politician who’s also a musician?
    A lobbyist!

9. Why did the politician go to the bank?
    To check his balance!

10. Why don’t politicians ever tell the truth?
     Because the truth is too hard to swallow…
    and they prefer to serve up something easier to digest!