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Fake Note Printing Machine vs Rape Machine

Searching into a house, police found a machine was printing fake notes. Police went near the guilty and said you are under arrest. Then he said to the police ” You didn’t get any fake dollar  note to me , but why do you want to arrest me? ”
Police replied a fake notes printing machine was searched for.
Then the person suggested to police to arrest him for a woman to be raped.
Police again asked the person ” Did you rape any woman”?
At last that person answered to the police ” No, but I have the instrument to Rape ! “