Funny Political Parodies: Watch World Leaders in a Comedy Showdown

1. Why did the politician go to the dentist?
   To get a little plaque removed from their campaign promises!

2. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. I asked a politician if they believe in supernatural beings.
    They said, “Yes, I believe in lobbyists!”

4. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets?
    Because they always leak!

5. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None.
    They’re all afraid of change, even if it’s just a light bulb.

6. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because they wanted to take their campaign to the next level!

7. Did you hear about the politician who went to a seafood restaurant?
    They left because they saw the election results were a little fishy!

8. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To filibuster the chicken on the other side!

9. Why do politicians make terrible comedians?
    Because they always go off on a tangent without
    ever reaching a punchline!

10. I told my friend a joke about politicians,
     but it went over their head. Just like a campaign promise!