1. Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
2. What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m about to change!
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
8. What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
9. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
10. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”