1. Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
2. How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots!
3. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
7. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everythin