Political Parodies: Watch Politicians Attempt to Dance Their Way Out of Controversy

1. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding one who actually wants to be found!

2. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’re too busy passing the buck.

3. Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because he had too many flip-flops and couldn’t find his stance!

4. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? Because he heard the polls were up!

5. Did you hear about the politician who was a good gardener? He knew how to plant seeds of doubt!

6. Why don’t politicians ever take a polygraph test? Because their pants would catch on fire!

7. Why did the politician cross the road? To shake hands with the chicken, kiss a baby, and promise better                infrastructure on the other side!

8. How can you tell when a politician is lying?
   Their lips are moving!

9. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? So they could practice their winning smile!

10. Why don’t politicians ever make good DJs? Because they always skip the beats around the issues!