Political Parodies Galore: Laugh Your Way Through the Chaos

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election rally?
   Because he heard the polls were high!

2. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the credit.

3. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
    Because good luck finding one who’s actually hiding!

4. Did you hear about the politician who was a master at dodging questions? He should have been a dodgeball      coach!

5. Why did the politician go to the doctor?
     Because he had a severe case of “campaign promises”!

6. What’s a politician’s favorite type of footwear?
     Flip-flops – they’re great for when they need to change their stance!

7. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? So he could see his reflection when he talked about “the        people”!

8. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets?
    Because they’re always running for office!

9. What’s a politician’s favorite dessert? Pie – because they love to divide it up and promise everyone a slice!

10. Why did the politician cross the road?
      To promise the chicken a better healthcare plan!