Politicians vs. Comedy: Epic Failures and Unintentional Laughter

1. Why did the scarecrow run for office?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I asked my politician friend for some honest advice.
    He told me to run for cover.

3. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!

4. What’s a politician’s favorite snack?
    Lobby popcorn!

5. Why do politicians make terrible DJs?
    Because they can never stick to the same track record!

6. What do you call a group of politicians in a hot tub?
    A “congress” of bubbles!

7. Why did the politician go to the bank?
    To get his campaign finances in order!

8. How do you know when a politician is lying?
    Their lips are moving.

9. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
    The letter “F”!

10. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
     Because good luck finding them when they’re needed!