Virtual Pets Gone Wild: The Funniest Moments of Digital Pet Ownership

1. Why don’t programmers like nature?
   It has too many bugs!

2. What do you call a group of musical whales?
    An orca-stra!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems.

5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

6. Why did the computer catch a cold?
    It had too many windows open!

7. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised!

9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

10. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
     There was nothing left but de-brie!