Bad Pun Paradise: Pun-derful Jokes That Will Make You Facepalm

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

3. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
    The living room!

4. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
    I don’t know y.

5. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
    Because they are shellfish!

6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?

7. Because he was outstanding in his field!
    I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

8. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
    Parallel lines have so much in common.

9. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

10. I told my computer I needed a break,
     and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.