A conversation between two beggars is continued…..
1st Beggar : Hi guy ! Few days before you used to beg at station, but why have you come here today for begging ?
2nd Beggar : I’ve given that place to my younger son-in-law as dowry.
Passerby (suddenly) : Liar ! You are not blind. But, why are you begging as fake blind?
2nd beggar : Sir! your are right. The blind beggar is on furloughed. I’m begging here today on replacement of blind beggar. In fact, I’m dumb !