Funny Pranks Gone Wrong Jokes Epic Fails and Laughter Galore

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
    King Neptune!

3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

5. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
    Because they’re always up to something!

6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
    An abdominal snowman!

7. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
    Because then they would be called bagels!

8. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

9. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!

10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!