1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
3. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.