Funny Short Jokes to Brighten Your Day and Make You LOL

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
    Because it was two-tired.

2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything.

3. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

4. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.

6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it felt crummy.

7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
   A pouch potato.

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    Because it got mugged.

10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
     Because it wasn’t peeling well.