The Best of Political Satire: A Compilation of Side-Splitting Parodies

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
   Because he wanted to raise the bar!

2. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
    Because good luck finding one who doesn’t want to be found!

3. Why did the politician go to therapy?
    Because he had too many issues to address!

4. Why don’t politicians ever make good archaeologists?
    Because they’re too busy digging up dirt on each other!

5. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems,
    just like a politician’s promises!

6. Why did the politician go to the beach?
    Because he heard there were lots of swing voters there!

7. Why don’t politicians ever make good comedians?
   Because they always take things too seriously,
   especially when it’s about them!

8. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To get to the other side and blame the previous
    administration for the traffic!

9. Why don’t politicians ever play chess? Because they can never tell the difference between a bishop and a            rook – they’re both just pawns to them!

10. Why was the politician’s autobiography such a bestseller? Because it was fiction disguised as non-fiction,             just like most campaign promises!