A Laugh-a-Minute Top 10 Comedy Jokes

1. Why was the math book sad?
    It had too many problems.
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything.
5. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet.
6. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloos it together.
7. Why was the computer cold?
    It left its Windows open.
8. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
    Because they’re shellfish.
9. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meowtain.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
     They don’t have the guts.