1. Why was the frog sad?
Because it was feeling down.
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
5. How does a snake feel after it eats?
A little bit hissy.
6. How does a pirate get good cell service at sea?
With a cell-ship.
7. How does a sheep say “goodnight” to its friends?
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
9. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
10. How does a deer make its bed?