Top 10 Jokes A Comedy Special

1. Why was the frog sad?
   Because it was feeling down.

2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    Because they’d crack each other up.

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.

4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
     Because it was feeling crumbly.

5. How does a snake feel after it eats?
    A little bit hissy.

6. How does a pirate get good cell service at sea?
    With a cell-ship.

7. How does a sheep say “goodnight” to its friends?
    Fleece Navidad.

8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well.

9. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe.

10. How does a deer make its bed?