Tag: comedy jokes

1. I have a photographic memory,    but I always forget to bring the film. 2. How does a penguin build its house?     Igloos it together. 3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?  

1. Why did the tomato turn red?     Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?     An investigator. 3. I told my wife she

1. Why did the tomato turn red?    Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. Why was the math book sad?     Because it had too many problems. 3. I told my wife she

1. Why was the frog sad?    Because it was feeling down. 2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?     Because they’d crack each other up. 3. What do you call a bear with no

1. Why was the math book sad?     It had too many problems.2. Why did the tomato turn red?     Because it saw the salad dressing!3. What do you call an alligator in