1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
5. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
6. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
7. I used to be a baker,
but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
9. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!