5 Best Comedy Jokes That Are Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money.He just stands there applauding and saying,          “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I           can’t make it on Mondays.”

5. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

6. What do you call fake spaghetti?
     An impasta!

7. I tried to catch some fog yesterday,
    but I mist.

8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
     They don’t have the guts!

10. How does a penguin build its house?
     Igloos it together!