Best Comedy Jokes Compilation 10 Minutes of Non-Stop Laughter

1. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
    An investigator.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

4. What do you call a fake noodle?
     An impasta.

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

6. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

7. I’m reading a book on the history of glue.
    I just can’t seem to put it down.

8. Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu – you just get what you deserve.

9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired.

10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
     An abdominal snowman.