Best Funny Jokes The struggles of being a pet owner – TikTok pets edition

1. I’m not a morning person,
   I’m a morning monster.

2. I told my wife she was getting too much sun,
    she said I was just being shady.

3. I tried to make a belt out of watches,
    but it was a waist of time.

4. I’m not short,
    I’m just concentrated awesome.

5. I’m not arguing,
    I’m just winning the debate.

6. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged.

7. I’m not procrastinating,
    I’m just prioritizing my laziness.

8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

9. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

10. I’m not arguing,
     I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”