Best Funny Jokes Women vs Men on Who’s Better at Multitasking The Great Debate

1. Why did the man cross the road?
   To get to the other side. Why did the woman cross the road?
   To show the man it could be done faster.

2. Why do women live longer than men?
    Because they don’t have to live with women.

3. Why do men always have to be right?
    Because they’re never left.

4. Why did God create man first?
    Because he didn’t want any advice from a woman.

5. Why do men like smart women?
    Opposites attract.

6. Why do men always forget their anniversary?
    Because they never remember the date.

7. Why are men like parking spaces?
    All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

8. Why do women need husbands?
    Because someone has to be wrong all the time.

9. Why are men like toilets?
    They’re either taken or full of crap.

10. Why do men hate going to the doctor?
     Because they don’t want anyone to tell them what to do, not even a professional.