1. Why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarterback!
2. What did the soccer ball say when it crossed the goal line?
Net gain!
3. What did the coach say to the losing baseball team?
Don’t worry, we’ll get ’em next season…if we can find some new players.
4. Why was the basketball court wet?
Because the players were dribbling all over it!
5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
6. Why did the tennis player refuse to play doubles?
Because he didn’t want to share the spotlight!
7. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a unicycle? Attire!
8. What do you call a fish that plays basketball?
A slam-dunk!
9. Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
10. Why did the track star refuse to run in the race?
Because he didn’t want to take the hurdles!