Best Top 10 Funny Facebook Jokes

1. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator!

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
     Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

5. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a                      trampoline? Attire!

6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crumbly!

7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
    A stick!

8. Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems.

9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one!

10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
     Because he was outstanding in his field!