Funny Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry with Altaf

1. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

4. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
    A can’t opener!

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
     Because they make up everything.

6. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    You look flushed!

7. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide.

8. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    Because it got mugged.

10. What do you call a belt made out of watches?
     A waist of time!