Good News – Funniest Jokes for Adults.

Wife :  Shall I say a word?

Husband : Oh yes, of course; Tell.

Wife : Won’t you beat me?

Husband : What do you say, why will I beat you?

Wife : Won’t be angry?

Husband : Not at all, say, what happened?

Wife : I have been conceived, I’m pregnant.

Husband : Hurrah !!! Yeah that’s, that’s good news; Why did you fear?

Wife : Once, I told it to my father when I was college student and hearing this news, he had beaten me a lot.