Satirical Statesmen: A Comedy Special on the Absurdity of Politics

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
   Because he heard the polls were high!

2. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets?
    Because they can never keep things under wraps!

3. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they’re too busy passing the buck!

4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. Why did the politician go to therapy?
    He wanted to learn how to stop filibustering his feelings!

6. What do you call a politician who doesn’t lie?

7. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
    Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!

8. What’s a politician’s favorite type of math?
    Subtraction – they’re always trying to take things away!

9. Why did the politician go to the beach?
    He heard there was a lot of “shore” votes there!

10. Why did the political candidate go to the bakery?
     To get a slice of the vote!