1. Why do men like to fall asleep after sex?
Because women don’t stop talking.
2. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
3. Why did God create man before woman?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
4. Why do men prefer to date younger women?
Because they can’t stand an old nagging hag.
5. Why do women always want to talk about their feelings?
Because they have too many of them.
6. Why do men have a harder time making decisions than women?
Because they have to consult their wives first.
7. Why do women need more sleep than men?
Because they have to do twice as much thinking.
8. Why do men always want to watch sports on TV?
Because they have no idea what else to do with their free time.
9. Why do women love shoes so much?
Because no matter how much they eat, their feet will always stay the same size.
10. Why do men make terrible secretaries?
Because they can’t keep their minds on two things at once.