Awesome funny gaming jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear!

4. How do you organize a space party?
   You “planet”!

5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired!

6. I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel.

7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

8. How do you catch a squirrel?
   Climb a tree and act like a nut!

9. I used to be a baker,
    but I couldn’t make enough dough.

10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
     Because they might crack up!