1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
4. How do you organize a space party?
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
6. I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel.
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
8. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
9. I used to be a baker,
but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!