The Funniest and Most Provocative Jokes You’ve Ever Heard

1. My friend got a job at a bakery because he kneaded dough.
   It was a “yeastly” decision.

2. I tried to catch some fog,
    but I mist.

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

4. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
    It’s impossible to put down!

5. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

6. I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.
    He replied, “How flexible are you?”
   I said, “I can’t make it on Mondays.”

7. I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel.

8. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape.
   That would be a big step forward.

9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
    I don’t know why.

10. I used to play piano by ear,
     but now I use my hands.