1. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
2. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke,
but you guys didn’t like it.
5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
6. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
7. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
9. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!