Awkward Family Photos: The Funniest, Most Cringe-Worthy Moments

1. Why was the math book sad?
   Because it had too many problems.

2. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me “Not responding” messages.

3. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
    She whispered, “They’re right behind you…”

4. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.

8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
    She gave me a hug.

9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    He needed space.

10. I would tell you a joke about UDP,
      but you might not get it.