1. Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
Because it had too many hang-ups!
2. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
3. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything
I forgot to do.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me,
the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
7. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.
8. My wallet is like an onion.
When I open it, it makes me cry.
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!