Best Funny Jokes Of Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Animal Fails! 😂🐶🐱

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An “impasta”!

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    He just needed a little space!

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

6. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved!

7. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

8. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloos it together!

9. What did one hat say to the other hat?
    You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!

10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
     It was two-tired!