Beyond Boundaries Of Unfiltered and Funny Edgy Jokes for the Brave

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field – unlike my social skills.

2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
    Turns out, ears are terrible at hitting the right keys.

3. I asked the computer for a joke, and it replied, “Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.” I        guess I’ll just stick to debugging my life.

4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She seemed surprised.

5. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

6. Why did the math book look sad?
    Because it had too many problems.

7. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

8. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired.

9. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
    Then I wonder why my diet isn’t working.

10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
     So now I’m a banker – still no dough,
     but at least I have a better suit.