Laughing Across the Aisle Of Funny Political Sketches and Parodies Jokes

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!

2. I tried to make a political pun, but all my friends said it was too bipartisan. They’re on both sides of the joke!

3. Why did the politician go to therapy?
    Because he had too many repressed voting issues!

4. I told my friend a joke about politicians,
     but it got lost in the campaign trail of thought.

5. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
    Because good luck finding someone who actually keeps their promises!

6. Why did the politician go to the beach during the election?
     To catch some undecided voters wavering in the tide!

7. I tried to explain politics to my cat, but he just looked at me and said, “So it’s like humans have their own              litter  box of problems?”

8. Why did the political candidate bring a pillow to the debate?
     To rest his case!

9. Did you hear about the politician who won the lottery?
     He promised change, and this time he delivered!

10. Why did the computer run for office?
      Because it had too many bytes in the polls!