Comedy Gold: The Best of Improv and Sketch Comedy

1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!

3. How do politicians stay cool in the summer?
    They use political fans!

4. Why did the computer apply for a job in politics?
     Because it wanted to be a byte in the government!

5. Why was the math book running for office?
    Because it had too many problems to solve!

6. Why did the politician go to art school?
    To learn how to draw more voters!

7. What do you call a politician who’s not corrupt?
    An April Fool’s joke!

8. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
    Because they wanted to raise some important issues!

9. What did one political campaign button say to the other?
    “You really know how to push my buttons!”

10. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the campaign rally?
      Because they wanted to see the face of change!