1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the arcade?
Because he wanted to go to the next level!
2. How do you comfort a grammar Nazi gamer?
You tell them, “It’s not ‘your,’ it’s ‘you’re’ turn.”
3. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach?
Because she kept getting kidnapped!
4. What do you call a group of musical gamers?
A “bandicoot”!
5. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
6. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of music?
Console-tations!
7. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
8. What did one Minecraft block say to the other?
“I’m falling for you!”
9. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
10. What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very well?
Slow-poke!