The Ultimate Dad Jokes Compilation: Prepare to Groan and Giggle

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

3. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    He just needed a little space.

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

6. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

7. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

8. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
     Because it was two-tired!

10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
      It’s impossible to put down!