1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!